The Morning After
"Urgh, splitting headache. What did we end up drinking last night?" "I don't know but whatever it was it got us wasted." "I tried to tell her we'd regret having those shots in the morning, but she never listens to me after the first two." "Ah, it was worth it. The girls at the bar were hot... and they were buying the drinks, it would be rude to refuse." "When she opens her eyes she's going to regret it even more. I don't even want to think about how we are going to get out of bed. She couldn't even hear us after after those...what do you call them? Jaegerboobs?" "Jaegerbombs - and yeah, they go down a treat. She always busts a move on the dance floor after she's had a few of those." "Oh she was dancing all right, but was it OK to dance with all those girls? I don't think those last two were impressed with sharing her attention." "You worry too much. It's important for her to let l
